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2013 Classic: The Twitter Ministry Update

The older board members staring in absolute confusion at the youth leader who wants to tweet the church updates, completely unable to comprehend how a short message about a fish fry can help anyone’s spiritual life.

Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2013 “Facebook Overload, Smart Tablets & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Win95_Fanatic06/20/2014 01:04This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Fresh_Prince_9001/12/2009 01:55In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Futurama_Bender12/19/2005 13:11Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
@Pulp_Fiction_Jules10/26/2006 22:14Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam10/29/2003 08:24I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Firewall_Wizard10/16/1996 14:54Letting this joke through the port.
@Ali_G_In_Da_H11/15/2015 00:53Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Guestbook_Signer04/28/2004 06:41Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
@Dogpile_Fan_Club08/11/2000 13:59All the search engines agree: this is funny.
@Slashdot_Effect10/02/2005 00:31We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!

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