2019 Classic: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, The Rise of Skywalker is starting! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Classic: The Lettuce
2019 Classic: Best Rock Song
Why “21 Hours”? No, it was “Masseduction” by St. Vincent! For proving that a neon guitar and a killer riff are the best way to… Read More »2019 Classic: Best Rock Song
2018 Classic: The Diet
“I’m on the ‘Intermittent Fasting’ plan.” “So you’re just skipping breakfast and being grumpy until noon?” “Exactly.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Classic: The Diet
2017 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It hit 190 when the doctor said he’s moving all records to a ‘Private Blockchain’ I can’t access. Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
2017 Classic: The “Fire and Fury” Quote
Why was the summer of ’17 so hot? Not because of climate change, but because the White House was promising a level of “Fury” usually… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Fire and Fury” Quote
2017 Vintage: The Menu
I’m “selecting” my favorite fighter. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Classic: The Porg
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Porg. / Porg who? / Porg (Pour) me a glass of water, I’ve been knocking all day! (The Last Jedi… Read More »2017 Classic: The Porg
2016 Classic: The Civil War Airport Fight
Why was everyone fighting in Germany? Because Captain America and Iron Man had a disagreement about paperwork that could only be solved by throwing a… Read More »2016 Classic: The Civil War Airport Fight
2015 Vintage: The David Bowie “Blackstar” (The Teaser)
Why the mystery? For the legend preparing his final masterpiece in secret, leaving us clues we wouldn’t understand until 2016. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2015 Vintage: The David Bowie “Blackstar” (The Teaser)
2014 Legacy: The LEGO Movie “Everything is Awesome”
It’s a catchy song, but it’s also a terrifying look at a corporate dystopia where everyone wears the same pants. 10/10. Part of the 72… Read More »2014 Legacy: The LEGO Movie “Everything is Awesome”