I’m “selecting” my favorite fighter.
Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Recruiting more funny jokes for our team!