Why was the summer of ’17 so hot? Not because of climate change, but because the White House was promising a level of “Fury” usually reserved for a Marvel movie sequel.
Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Covfefe” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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Why did they want to close it? Because the D.O.G.E. department fi...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The green petal is glowing! New joke!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.