2018 Classic: The Diet

“I’m on the ‘Intermittent Fasting’ plan.” “So you’re just skipping breakfast and being grumpy until noon?” “Exactly.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

It’s just a treadmill that only works if you're mining crypto for...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »

"I hear a whispering." "That’s just the AI-ads being beamed direc...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

"The AI will perform the surgery." "Is it safe?" "It hasn't crash...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

@Discman_Skipper06/12/2009 05:53Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Full_House_Lover01/01/2006 00:03You got it, dude! Hilarious.

@Snake_Game_Pro07/30/2014 13:35I crashed my snake because I was laughing.

@Friends_Lover06/27/2009 01:16Could this joke BE any funnier?

@Overclocker_Pro04/20/2010 22:07My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Tay_Zonday_Fan04/17/1999 18:30Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.