2025 Legacy: The Printer
I’m “inking” about 3D-printing a vacation. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
2024 Classic: The Ghost
“I liked the old bulb. It was more ‘Cozy Horror’.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2024 – The Year of the “Brat Summer”… Read More »2024 Classic: The Ghost
2024 Vintage: The Best Original Song
Why did Billie Eilish win for “What Was I Made For?” To prove that she can make everyone cry about a plastic doll and become… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Best Original Song
2023 Classic: The Christina Applegate Ovation
Why the tears? For a legend who came out with a cane and a lot of humor to remind everyone that even MS can’t stop… Read More »2023 Classic: The Christina Applegate Ovation
2023 Classic: The ChatGPT Sanctions
Why did the lawyer get fined by the judge? Because he asked AI for a precedent, and ChatGPT cited Smith v. The Matrix—a case that only… Read More »2023 Classic: The ChatGPT Sanctions
2022 Archive: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a QR code to the funeral? So the heirs could “pay a convenience fee” before receiving the will. Part of… Read More »2022 Archive: The Inheritance
2022 Legacy: The Batman’s Eyeliner
Why was Robert Pattinson so moody? Because Matt Reeves decided that the “World’s Greatest Detective” should look like he’s been listening to Nirvana in a… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Batman’s Eyeliner
2021 Classic: The Gmail “Space” Warning
Why was the clerk screaming? “I have 15,000 unread emails and Google wants me to pay for more ‘Cloud’! I’m being held hostage by my… Read More »2021 Classic: The Gmail “Space” Warning
2019 Archive: The Lion King (Live Action) Hype
Why was the 4th so “Majestic”? Because Disney reminded us that the “Circle of Life” applies to the buffet line: you get the plate, you… Read More »2019 Archive: The Lion King (Live Action) Hype
2019 Classic: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, The Rise of Skywalker is starting! Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Classic: The Lettuce