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2022 Legacy: The Batman’s Eyeliner

Why was Robert Pattinson so moody? Because Matt Reeves decided that the “World’s Greatest Detective” should look like he’s been listening to Nirvana in a basement for three years without washing his face.

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick’s G-Force, Elvis’s Voice & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blockbuster_Refugee10/18/1999 21:17Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Encarta_Explorer02/16/2007 06:55I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@DVD_Rom_King11/30/2014 04:37More capacity for humor on this site!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan07/14/1999 19:26Silently laughing in the snow.
@Nu_Metal_Kid10/28/2007 20:27I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
@Goldmember_I_L12/06/2004 04:04I love gold! And I love this joke!
@First_World_P08/21/2008 04:26My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Boxxy_Queen02/17/2012 20:44I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!
@Face_Palm_0102/27/2005 14:59Classic. Simply classic.

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