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2009 Classic: The USB “Warm Gloves”

 Why was the worker wearing mittens? Because 2009 “USB Heating” was the only way to survive the office AC.

Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009 “Windows 7 & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Thundercats_Ho05/20/2006 07:11Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Bill_Ted_Excell02/10/2001 23:43Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@I_See_What_You07/30/2004 00:24I see what you did there. Clever!
@No_Way_Jose06/25/2006 21:13No way! That’s too much!
@Slow_Clap_Guy01/07/1996 08:31...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!

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