2009 Legacy: The Silence
I’m “muted.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Stella Artois
“The official beer of 2009 sophistication.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Proposition 8 Vote
Why was California so divided? Because they voted for Obama and then immediately voted against gay marriage, proving that “Change” has its limits in a… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Proposition 8 Vote
2008 Vintage: The Cleaning
She brought a laser level to the living room to prove the picture frames were “leaning toward laziness.” Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Cleaning
2008 Vintage: The Taken “Particular Skills”
Why did everyone stop kidnapped people? Because Liam Neeson reinvented himself as a 56-year-old murder machine, making every dad in America believe they could also… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Taken “Particular Skills”
2008 Vintage: The Facebook Privacy
My wife found my “Wall.” She asked who “Candi” is. I told her it’s a restaurant. It’s actually a farm-sim game. I’m still in trouble.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Facebook Privacy
2008 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
The assistant pastor proudly trying to show an inspirational internet video clip during his Sunday sermon, forcing the entire congregation to stare at a small… Read More »2008 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
2007 Vintage: The 300 Abs (US Release)
Why the slow-motion? For making every gym in America overcrowded for three months by men who thought they could achieve “Spartan” status by shouting at… Read More »2007 Vintage: The 300 Abs (US Release)
2007 Archive: The Trash Can
I’m “deleting” my old flip-phone memories. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM with a clipboard, tracking the exact speed of the neighborhood mail truck down… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Driveway Radar Patrol