2007 Archive: The Trash Can

I’m “deleting” my old flip-phone memories.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "whining" about the lag in my eyes.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

I’m "erasing" my digital shadows.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "infecting" the metaverse with 2025 humor.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@Twister_Chaser08/15/2009 14:10A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@SimCity_Mayor09/30/1995 23:02Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Jurassic_Park_Grant08/28/1997 23:43They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Student_Life_0110/22/2010 13:01Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Snatch_Mickey05/31/2002 04:36Do ya like dags? And jokes?

@Goonies_Never_D05/23/2004 14:12Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.

@Marquee_Text_Fan11/09/2006 12:50<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

@LiveJournal_Deep04/25/2000 15:59Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

@Second_Life_Avy11/12/1999 22:02In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.