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2008 Vintage: The Taken “Particular Skills”

Why did everyone stop kidnapped people? Because Liam Neeson reinvented himself as a 56-year-old murder machine, making every dad in America believe they could also take down an international crime syndicate with a flip phone.

Part of the 39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2008 “Chaos, Iron Men & Full Tropic Thunder” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready01/26/2006 23:51If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz08/11/2011 01:50The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam05/14/1996 15:58I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@MP3_Encoder03/25/2014 14:08128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Korn_Follower01/11/1995 06:06Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Powerpuff_Bubbs02/06/2012 18:52Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Tina_Eat_Food03/10/2012 01:19Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
@Success_Kid_Win01/29/1996 05:44Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Reddit_Original03/27/2005 05:10The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Afk_For_Laughs02/19/2009 09:04Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.

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