Why did everyone stop kidnapped people? Because Liam Neeson reinvented himself as a 56-year-old murder machine, making every dad in America believe they could also take down an international crime syndicate with a flip phone.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.