2020 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover ‘Pandemic Loneliness.’ They said, “No, but we can send you a PDF on how to hug a pillow.” Part of… Read More »2020 Classic: The Insurance
2019 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
Why James Corden? For Cats, where his primary comedic contribution was being a fat cat who eats garbage—which is also a metaphor for the film’s production.… Read More »2019 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
2019 Classic: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
The parish prayer circle starting a mobile messaging group chat, only for it to instantly descend into chaos when someone accidentally posts a blurry picture… Read More »2019 Classic: The Group Chat Prayer Confusion
2015 Archive: The Bar Stool
“Reserved for the guy with the most ‘checked-in’ locations.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Archive: The Bar Stool
2015 Archive: The Revenant (Hype)
Why was the trick-or-treater fighting a bear in the bushes? Because Leonardo DiCaprio was determined to finally win that Oscar, even if it meant sleeping… Read More »2015 Archive: The Revenant (Hype)
2015 Classic: The Snapchat Geofilter Flex
Spending all of lunch hour trying to capture the perfect, filtered photo of a school pizza slice just to add the custom town border graphic… Read More »2015 Classic: The Snapchat Geofilter Flex
2014 Classic: Frozen (Everywhere)
Why were we still hearing “Let It Go”? Because in 2014, the cold never bothered us anyway, but the repeat button on our toddlers’ iPads… Read More »2014 Classic: Frozen (Everywhere)
2014 Archive: The Mario Kart 8 Player
One, but they do it while driving upside down on the ceiling. Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of the… Read More »2014 Archive: The Mario Kart 8 Player
2014 Vintage: The Flappy Bird Deletion
The developer deleted the game because it was “too addictive.” I’m currently looking for a used iPhone on eBay for $2,000 just so I can… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Flappy Bird Deletion
2014 Vintage: The Robin van Persie “Flying Dutchman”
Why was the ball in the net? Because RVP hit a diving header against Spain that looked like he was trying to fly to the… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Robin van Persie “Flying Dutchman”