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2014 Vintage: The Robin van Persie “Flying Dutchman”

Why was the ball in the net? Because RVP hit a diving header against Spain that looked like he was trying to fly to the moon, creating the best goal of the World Cup.

Part of the 46 Sports Jokes: The 2014 “Brazil’s Heartbreak & The German Machine” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@PowerRanger_Red09/05/2008 19:25It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam09/02/2012 02:44I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
@Mr_Blonde_Dance10/27/2001 05:24Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
@Starcraft_Zerg01/30/2014 00:42Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!
@Newgrounds_User12/19/2013 05:47Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

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