Why did the blonde try to steal a police car?
I just heard this one and it’s too good not to share: She thought the ‘911’ on the side meant it was a Porsche.
2025 Classic: The Grand Finale
Why did the dad look at the 2025 calendar and smile? Because he realized he had 30 years of archived puns to repeat for the… Read More »2025 Classic: The Grand Finale
2024 Classic: The Baby Reindeer Shock
Why did Richard Gadd win everything? For proving that the most terrifying stalking story could become the most prestigious miniseries of the year. Part of… Read More »2024 Classic: The Baby Reindeer Shock
2023 Classic: The Dentist 2
“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the fact that I’m ‘Streaming’ this to the Cloud.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom… Read More »2023 Classic: The Dentist 2
2022 Vintage: The Mike White Double-Double
Why win for writing and directing? For proving that if you write a show about rich people being miserable, you get to be a very… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Mike White Double-Double
2022 Classic: The “Ford-class” Carrier Deployment
Why did it finally go to Europe? To remind everyone that a 100,000-ton “Statement of Intent” still has the best “Signal Strength” in the world.… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Ford-class” Carrier Deployment
2022 Legacy: The RAM
Why did the blonde bring a sheep to the office? She heard the computer needed more “RAM” for the new software. Part of the 53… Read More »2022 Legacy: The RAM
2021 Archive: The Evidence
Why did the lawyer bring an “Oculus Quest” to court? To show the jury the “exact spot” where the digital crime happened. Part of the… Read More »2021 Archive: The Evidence
2021 Classic: The Chelsea Champions League Win
Why was N’Golo Kanté everywhere? Because the scientists confirmed he has three lungs and the engine of a Ferrari, leading Chelsea to a 1-0 win… Read More »2021 Classic: The Chelsea Champions League Win
2021 Classic: The Jägerbomb
Still the most efficient way to delete your 2021 memories. Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified