Why was Adam Sandler back? Because playing a deadbeat dad who drinks beer for breakfast and screams at his son for two hours is a great way to follow up a 10-Razzie sweep.
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🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: Jerry’s Pop-Tart
Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie a...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Cats, CGI Fur & The Fanatic” Edition
In 2019, the 40th Razzie Awards didn't even need to look for a wi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mickey 17" Delay
Why? For a movie that was so "delayed" it became a myth before i...read more »
41 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2011 “Jack, Jill & The Sandler Sweep” Edition
In 2011, the 32nd Razzie Awards witnessed something thought to be...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2018 “Holmes & Watson, Gotti & Presidential Wins” Edition
In 2018, the 39th Razzie Awards faced a year where real-world pol...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition
In 2003, the 24th Razzie Awards didn't just find a winner; they f...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Pamela Anderson
Why did she win? For her critically acclaimed turn in The Last S...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
Why Joaquin Phoenix? For going from an Oscar win for the first J...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
Why Snow White? Because some mirrors should never be looked into...read more »
😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2005 “Dirty Love, Wax Houses & Couch Jumps” Edition
In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Screen Couple
Why Phoenix and Gaga? For proving that two Oscars and a lot of s...read more »
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I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
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