2013 Archive: The Grumpy Cat Part 2
A guy shows a photo of his cat. The bartender says, “I had fun once. It was awful.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2013 Archive: The Grumpy Cat Part 2
2013 Vintage: The Miley Cyrus Fan
One, but she’ll just come in like a wrecking ball and take out the whole ceiling. Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 –… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Miley Cyrus Fan
2012 Vintage: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his garden gnome was “lacking a clear moral compass.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World”… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Neighbor
2012 Vintage: That’s My Boy’s Family Values
Why was Adam Sandler back? Because playing a deadbeat dad who drinks beer for breakfast and screams at his son for two hours is a… Read More »2012 Vintage: That’s My Boy’s Family Values
2011 Archive: Foster the People – “Pumped Up Kicks”
Why was the radio so catchy yet confusing? Because we were all whistling along to a song while trying not to think too hard about… Read More »2011 Archive: Foster the People – “Pumped Up Kicks”
2011 Classic: The “King’s Speech” Sweep
Why did it win Best Picture? Because the Academy decided that a British monarch learning to speak is more heroic than a guy in a… Read More »2011 Classic: The “King’s Speech” Sweep
2011 Legacy: Twilight’s Wedding
Why was Breaking Dawn – Part 1 a target? Because the Razzies felt that a movie where the main events are a wedding, a honeymoon, and a… Read More »2011 Legacy: Twilight’s Wedding
2011 Vintage: The Melissa Leo “F-Bomb”
Why was her speech so famous? Because she became the first person to drop an F-bomb during a thank-you speech, proving that winning an Oscar… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Melissa Leo “F-Bomb”
2010 Archive: The True Grit Cowboy
“I’m looking for a bulb with true grit.” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the iPad archive. Historically Verified
2009 Legacy: The Silence
I’m “muted.” Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified