One, but she’ll just come in like a wrecking ball and take out the whole ceiling.
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I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
A joke for the end of the world.
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
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The stars are aligned for this joke.