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2011 Archive: Foster the People – “Pumped Up Kicks”

 Why was the radio so catchy yet confusing? Because we were all whistling along to a song while trying not to think too hard about what the lyrics actually meant.

Part of the 35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »
2025 Classic: Holographic Relatives
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2024 Legacy: The Shogun Premiere
 Why did the house feel so "feudal"? Because the show made us all...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "North West" Lion King Performance
 Why was the nephew’s school play so controversial? Because the i...read more »
33 Christmas Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition
In 2003, Christmas was a blend of high-seas adventure and digital...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
 Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & The Hangover” Edition
In 2009, Christmas was a 3D spectacle. We were all wearing plasti...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Looking for a Man in Finance" Song
 Why was the niece staring at the bank? Because she’s looking for...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Breakdance & Sandworms” Edition
In 2024, Christmas felt like a fever dream. We were all trying to...read more »
2025 Legacy: Beyond the Spider-Verse
 Why are there three versions of the same gift? Because the trilo...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Cyber_Traveler11/20/2005 09:15Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Hanson_Fan_9707/17/1996 22:41Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Diva_Plavalaguna09/21/2009 10:26The highest note of humor!
@Trainspotting_Rent01/16/1995 20:32Choose life. Choose a joke.
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan04/05/2001 10:25Silently laughing in the snow.
@Top_Gun_Maverick12/22/2010 14:50I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Keyboard_Cat_P05/22/2003 10:48Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Get_Flash_Player10/14/2010 03:02Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
@Captain_Obvious12/29/2001 22:36This is a comment on a funny joke.
@Grammar_Nazi_9902/23/2014 07:43Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!

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