Why the slow-motion? For making every gym in America overcrowded for three months by men who thought they could achieve “Spartan” status by shouting at their protein shakes.
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🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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In 2003, Hollywood decided that more is definitely more. It was t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Vicious Revenge
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There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
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Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!