2004 Archive: The Horse
I’m “stable” enough for a relationship status. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The Red Sox World Series
Why did the city of Boston finally stop crying? Because the Red Sox swept the Cardinals and ended the 86-year “Curse of the Bambino,” proving… Read More »2004 Archive: The Red Sox World Series
2003 Archive: The Matthew Hayden 380
Why were the Zimbabwe bowlers tired? Because Hayden hit a world record score in one innings, proving that a cricket bat in his hands was… Read More »2003 Archive: The Matthew Hayden 380
2003 Legacy: The Stress
“You’re stressed about the war.” “No, I’m stressed about the price of gas to get to this clinic.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Stress
2002 Archive: Best Country Album
Why Timeless: Hank Williams Tribute? Because the Grammys love a dead legend even more than a living one. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Archive: Best Country Album
2002 Archive: The Bill
“There’s a ‘Digital Convenience Fee’ on here.” “But I walked here!” “Yes, but I used a calculator to tell you that.” Part of the 56… Read More »2002 Archive: The Bill
2002 Classic: Avril Lavigne
Why was she so “Complicated”? Because in 2002, being a “Sk8er Boi” meant wearing three neckties at once while pretending you weren’t a pop star.… Read More »2002 Classic: Avril Lavigne
2002 Legacy: The LCD Monitor
We got a flat screen for the PC. It’s so thin! My husband says he has “so much more desk space” for his empty soda… Read More »2002 Legacy: The LCD Monitor
1999 Legacy: The Woodstock ’99 Disaster
Why did the President distance himself from the festival? Because even a politician knows that “Peace and Love” shouldn’t involve burning down the concession stands.… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Woodstock ’99 Disaster
1999 Legacy: The End
I’m a pessimist. I see the finish line. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified