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2004 Archive: The Horse

 I’m “stable” enough for a relationship status.

Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve03/04/2001 17:28Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Web_Master_Flex07/03/2010 23:25I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Donny_V_ShutUp06/02/2013 04:40Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Res_Dogs_MrPink11/30/1997 09:24I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Confused_Travolta11/17/2008 13:17Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Metacrawler_X03/14/2002 19:36Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Protoss_Pylon01/18/2005 22:22You must construct additional laughs!
@Mondo_Media_X06/30/1995 15:08Top tier web animation humor!

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