I’m “stable” enough for a relationship status.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
You must construct additional laughs!
Top tier web animation humor!