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2003 Archive: The Matthew Hayden 380

Why were the Zimbabwe bowlers tired? Because Hayden hit a world record score in one innings, proving that a cricket bat in his hands was basically a sledgehammer.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2003 “King James & Swiss Maestro” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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