1999 Classic: The Mouse
I’m a gamer. I’m just “clicking” with the new tech. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Legacy: The Woodstock ’99 Disaster
Why did the President distance himself from the festival? Because even a politician knows that “Peace and Love” shouldn’t involve burning down the concession stands.… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Woodstock ’99 Disaster
1997 Classic: The GeoCities
Why did the traveler make a website? To show his blurry photos of the Grand Canyon to the 4 people who knew his URL. Part… Read More »1997 Classic: The GeoCities
1997 Legacy: The Gilda Radner Award
Why the sentiment? Because in 1997, we were all still missing the original legends of SNL. Part of the 34 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 1997… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Gilda Radner Award
1997 Legacy: The Golf Hole
Why was the golfer crying? He was going through a “rough” patch. Part of the 54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Golf Hole
1997 Vintage: Dennis Rodman’s Debut
Why did he win Worst New Star for Double Team? Because he proved that changing your hair color every five minutes is not a substitute for… Read More »1997 Vintage: Dennis Rodman’s Debut
1996 Archive: The X-Files
Why was the FBI costume so popular? Because the “Truth was Out There,” and it usually involved a flashlight and a suspicious-looking “fun-size” bag of… Read More »1996 Archive: The X-Files
1996 Archive: The Wooden
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wooden shoe. / Wooden shoe who? / Wooden shoe like to go to the mall? Part of the 51… Read More »1996 Archive: The Wooden
1995 Archive: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, it’s cold out here! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Archive: The Lettuce
1995 Legacy: The Cake
She baked a cake. I’m still using it as a doorstop. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic Gripe” Edition archive. Historically Verified