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1999 Classic: The Mouse

 I’m a gamer. I’m just “clicking” with the new tech.

Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_Leech02/26/2002 20:35Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
@BackToFuture_M10/31/2002 19:39Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr11/27/2005 01:28The magic man... is laughing!
@Loituma_Girl08/22/2014 20:30Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
@Web_Crawler_9612/20/2008 04:57Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

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