1999 Legacy: The End

I’m a pessimist. I see the finish line.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "transparent."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The ...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

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@Oregon_Trail_Survivor06/26/2001 15:33You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@Pager_Guy03/09/2011 15:19Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@Geocities_Neighbor10/17/2006 14:33Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.

@Saved_By_The_Bell04/27/2012 16:55I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Men_In_Black_K12/12/2001 15:40We are the best kept secret... of humor.

@Agent_Smith_0110/08/1998 03:32It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Influencer_9906/15/2004 00:32My followers need to see this!