2012 Legacy: The Avengers Release
Why did the White House study the movie? To see if “The Hulk” was available to handle the “Fiscal Cliff” negotiations. Part of the 38… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Avengers Release
2012 Vintage: The Dredd 3D
A movie that finally gave us the Judge Dredd we deserved. It’s just 90 minutes of justice in a tower block. Part of the 77… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Dredd 3D
2011 Vintage: The Game of Thrones Premiere
Why was the Dad acting so intense? Because the first season just ended, and he spent the whole BBQ staring at the horizon whispering, “Winter… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Game of Thrones Premiere
2011 Vintage: The USB “Plasma Ball”
Why was the desk so “Electric”? Because 2011-era USB gadgets had officially entered their “Science Fair” phase. Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The 2011… Read More »2011 Vintage: The USB “Plasma Ball”
2010 Vintage: The Sherlock Buzz
Why the whispers? Because Benedict Cumberbatch just started proving that being a brilliant sociopath is a British national sport. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Sherlock Buzz
2010 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck… Read More »2010 Classic: The Driveway Radar Patrol
2010 Archive: The Florence + The Machine (The Nobel Peace Prize Performance)
Why the harp? For Florence becoming the official voice of “Grand” indie music. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2010 “Teenage… Read More »2010 Archive: The Florence + The Machine (The Nobel Peace Prize Performance)
2009 Archive: The “Shovel-Ready” Jobs
Why was that phrase so popular? Because it turns out that in 2009, the only thing “Ready” was the shovel, not the actual job. Part… Read More »2009 Archive: The “Shovel-Ready” Jobs
2007 Legacy: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget my old ringtones. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: Justin Timberlake (What Goes Around…)
Why was Scarlett Johansson in his video? Because in 2007, if you weren’t in a 9-minute long JT music video, were you even really a… Read More »2007 Vintage: Justin Timberlake (What Goes Around…)