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2023 Legacy: The Movie Ticket Bookmark

Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of the movie Oppenheimer used as a page marker.

Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The traditional deep velvet collection bags sitting unused in the...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Autonomous Rectory Intercom
The parish council installing an artificial intelligence receptio...read more »
2024 Archive: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill fr...read more »
2024 Classic: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior parishioners starting a private messaging...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_8804/30/2014 12:49Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Ferris_Bueller04/15/2003 18:01Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Liger_Owner_X01/21/2003 22:32It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Chain_Mail_Hater03/30/2006 06:27I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@AOL_Chat_Veteran01/25/2007 07:02Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

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