Why was the wrong envelope so famous? Because 2016 ended by proving that even if you think you’ve won, there’s always a plot twist waiting… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Oscars (Moonlight vs. La La Land)
“I’m a ‘Bad Mom’!” “No, you’re just a normal mom who wants to drink wine and hide in the pantry for ten minutes.” Part of the 52… Read More »2016 Archive: The Bad Moms
Why Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson? Because their “inner goddesses” clearly wanted to be in different ZIP codes. Part of the 37 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2015 Legacy: Worst Screen Couple
“Can we rename this ‘The Instagram Opportunity’?” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Steve Carell is unrecognizable and terrifying. 2014 is the year of the “funny guy goes dark.” Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Foxcatcher Ears
Why didn’t they take off their gear? Because when you’re “Up All Night to Get Lucky,” you don’t have time to do your hair, and… Read More »2014 Legacy: Daft Punk’s Helmets
Why Fun.? Because their name has a period at the end, which is exactly how much competition they had in 2013. Part of the 37… Read More »2013 Archive: Best New Artist
Why was a CGI bear on stage? To prove that Mark Wahlberg’s best friend is a raunchy stuffed animal with better comedic timing than most… Read More »2013 Legacy: The “Ted” Appearance
“According to my glasses, you have a mild cold,” the doctor said. I asked, “Are you sure?” He replied, “Wait, I’m actually looking at a… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Google Glass Diagnosis
Why did the White House study the movie? To see if “The Hulk” was available to handle the “Fiscal Cliff” negotiations. Part of the 38… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Avengers Release
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