2024 Archive: The Sonic 3 Fan
One (Shadow), but he does it with “Ultimate Lifeform” speed and Keanu Reeves’ voice. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2024 – The Year… Read More »2024 Archive: The Sonic 3 Fan
2024 Classic: The Heavy Textbook Strain
Carrying three separate six-pound hardcover manuals home in a backpack because nobody was quite sure if the school district would transition back to digital learning… Read More »2024 Classic: The Heavy Textbook Strain
2023 Vintage: Cow
I’m “moo-ving” to the cloud. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Legacy: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a glossy ticket stub from a summer screening of the movie Oppenheimer used as… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
2023 Classic: The “Stryker” in the Step
Why the excitement? Because after 20 years of sand, the Stryker finally got to fulfill its destiny: getting stuck in the famous “Ukrainian Mud” (Bezdoroże).… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Stryker” in the Step
2022 Classic: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Classic: The Little Bee
2022 Vintage: The “He’s a 10 but…” Trend
Why was the vampire only an 8? Because “He’s a 10, but he sleeps in a coffin and hasn’t checked his DMs since 1894.” Part… Read More »2022 Vintage: The “He’s a 10 but…” Trend
2022 Archive: The Toast
I’m the “talk” of the group chat. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Archive: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2022 Archive: The Orange (End)
2022 Legacy: The Microsoft Teams “Avatars”
Why was there a cartoon version of the manager on the screen? Because he didn’t want to brush his hair, so he let a 3D… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Microsoft Teams “Avatars”