Why the excitement? Because after 20 years of sand, the Stryker finally got to fulfill its destiny: getting stuck in the famous “Ukrainian Mud” (Bezdoroże).
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
They do move in herds... funny jokes!
I see funny people... everywhere!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
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