2007 Legacy: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget my old ringtones. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Vintage: The iPod Touch
Why was the kid so smug? He had an iPhone without the “phone” part, and he spent the whole flight pretending he was making calls… Read More »2007 Vintage: The iPod Touch
2006 Vintage: The Meryl Streep 14th Nomination
Why? Because it’s her annual tradition to show up, look fabulous, and remind everyone she’s better than them. Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Meryl Streep 14th Nomination
2006 Archive: The Load
I’m “buffering” my social life. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Vintage: The Poker Boom
He’s playing “Texas Hold ‘Em” online. He lost fifty dollars. I told him he’s “All In” on the guest room tonight. Part of the 62… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Poker Boom
2004 Archive: The David Hyde Pierce Farewell
Why didn’t he win one last time? Because the Academy figured Niles Crane had enough silver at home to polish already. Part of the 41… Read More »2004 Archive: The David Hyde Pierce Farewell
2003 Archive: The Nemo Finder
None. They just keep swimming, keep swimming, keep swimming… in the dark. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2003 – The Year of the… Read More »2003 Archive: The Nemo Finder
2003 Legacy: The 2 Fast 2 Furious
“I’m too fast for you!” “Yeah, and I’m too furious that you finished the pizza without me.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da… Read More »2003 Legacy: The 2 Fast 2 Furious
2002 Legacy: The UN Resolution 1441
Why was this the most boring bestseller of the year? Because it gave Saddam Hussein one “final opportunity” to comply, which in UN-speak means “We’re… Read More »2002 Legacy: The UN Resolution 1441
2001 Archive: The Bluetooth Headset
Why did the lawyer start wearing a Bluetooth earpiece? So he could look like he was talking to a client while actually arguing with his… Read More »2001 Archive: The Bluetooth Headset