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2007 Legacy: The Elephant

 I’ll “never” forget my old ringtones.

Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer10/01/2004 02:44Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Net_Addict_200003/08/1997 23:37My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Binary_Boy10/28/1997 16:0501001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Pi_Mathematics07/01/2000 13:59Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Big_Lebowski_Dude11/22/2009 10:54The Dude abides... this joke.
@Fargo_Marge07/03/1998 04:50Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
@Bill_Ted_Excell12/30/2005 10:31Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Brick_Tamland_L03/18/1995 04:26I love lamp. And I love this joke.
@Last_Commenter05/29/2014 22:04Saving the best laugh for last!

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