The head pastor referencing the historical city of “Alexandria” during his Sunday homily, accidentally triggering a hidden voice assistant in the vestry which loudly announces, “I’m sorry, I couldn’t find a matching playlist in your library.”
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Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
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