2000 Classic: The “Oops” Heart Necklace
Why was every girl wearing a silver heart on a toggle chain? Because Tiffany-style jewelry was the only way to signal you were a true… Read More »2000 Classic: The “Oops” Heart Necklace
2000 Classic: X-Men
Why were the teens wearing leather jackets? Because the first X-Men movie convinced them that being a “mutant” was way cooler than being a student.… Read More »2000 Classic: X-Men
1999 Legacy: The Plastic
I’m a card. I’m just flexible. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Archive: The Ricky Martin Liver
1999 is the year we all decided to start “Livin’ la Vida Loca,” even if our version just means staying up until 11 PM. Part… Read More »1999 Archive: The Ricky Martin Liver
1999 Archive: The Final Word
The clock struck midnight. Nothing exploded. My wife looked at me and said, “Great, now you can go back to being a normal idiot instead… Read More »1999 Archive: The Final Word
1999 Archive: The iMac Color Debate
Why did the computer lab turn into a playground fight? Because everyone refused to use the boring gray computers, fighting over who got to sit… Read More »1999 Archive: The iMac Color Debate
1998 Legacy: The Flat Screen
We saw a TV that’s only 4 inches thick. It costs $10,000. My wife said, “Maybe in 20 years.” Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Flat Screen
1998 Legacy: The Martini Onion
Why did the onion leave the martini? It couldn’t handle the “Gibson” lifestyle. Part of the 76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Martini Onion
1997 Classic: The Ken
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ken. / Ken who? / Ken I borrow your new Nintendo game? Part of the 42 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »1997 Classic: The Ken
1996 Classic: The Final 1996 Political Vibe
Why was it the year of “Stable Chaos”? Because Bill Clinton proved that as long as the economy is growing and everyone has a 28.8k… Read More »1996 Classic: The Final 1996 Political Vibe