1999 Legacy: The Plastic

I’m a card. I’m just flexible.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "selecting" my favorite reality.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "peeling" back the layers of space-time.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

2005 changed how we consume everything. While the first video "Me...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I’m "swinging" by the server.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

@Pixel_Addict07/26/2000 21:54LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Optical_Mouse_9906/06/2003 20:30I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Gnutella_User08/13/2013 06:50Peer-to-peer laughing!

@Nirvana_Teen12/10/2012 05:27Smells like... teen humor. I love it.

@Dodgeball_Pat04/16/2004 14:45If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.

@Anchorman_Ron09/04/2015 01:41I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@Blink_Tag_User03/16/2002 01:34<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>

@Dogpile_Fan_Club09/15/2006 07:03All the search engines agree: this is funny.

@Captain_Obvious04/14/2014 17:28This is a comment on a funny joke.