Why was that phrase so popular? Because it turns out that in 2009, the only thing “Ready” was the shovel, not the actual job.
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Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Super green! Hilarious!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
I see what you did there. Clever!