Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck moving faster than ten miles per hour.
Part of the 37 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Launch, Angry Birds Attack & Tablet Terror” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
The coolest joke in the zip code.
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
The future is laughing at us.
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Classic. Simply classic.