2005 Archive: The 2005
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2005. / 2005 who? / 2,005 knocks and you finally answered! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Archive: The 2005
2005 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2005
Why were we so hyped for 2006? Because we finally had YouTube, we had 360-degree graphics, and we were pretty sure that this “internet” thing… Read More »2005 Legacy: New Year’s Eve 2005
2005 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Burt Reynolds for The Longest Yard? For proving that he can remake his own movies and still find a way to get a Razzie nomination.… Read More »2005 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
2005 Legacy: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “MySpace Top 8.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Closing Argument
2005 Vintage: The Specialist
I went to a “YouTube Specialist.” He just showed me videos of people falling down. Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Specialist
2004 Vintage: The Lindsay Lohan Life
“I’m a Mean Girl!” “No, you’re just mean. There’s a difference.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition archive.… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Lindsay Lohan Life
2003 Classic: The Lord of the Rings (Oscars)
Why did they win 11? Because in 2003, the Academy realized that if they didn’t give Peter Jackson everything, he might send an army of… Read More »2003 Classic: The Lord of the Rings (Oscars)
2003 Legacy: The Italian Job Mini Coopers
This movie made me want to buy a tiny car and drive it down a flight of stairs. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Italian Job Mini Coopers
2002 Archive: The Pianist Dedication
Why Adrien Brody? For a performance so heartbreaking that he became the youngest person to win Best Actor, and then celebrated by nearly swallowing Halle… Read More »2002 Archive: The Pianist Dedication
2002 Archive: The Chicago
She’s singing “All That Jazz.” I told her the only “jazz” I hear is her complaining about the thermostat. Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2002 Archive: The Chicago