2010 Archive: The “Social Media Guru”
Why did the intern get a new title? Because he knew how to use a hashtag and the CEO thought he was a wizard. Part… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Social Media Guru”
2010 Vintage: The Diego Maradona Manager Era
Why was the Argentina bench a circus? Because Maradona was the coach, and he spent more time looking at the cameras than the tactics, leading… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Diego Maradona Manager Era
2010 Archive: The “Like” Button Everywhere
Why did the boss put a “Like” sticker on my physical report? Because 2010 was the year we forgot how to say “Good job” without… Read More »2010 Archive: The “Like” Button Everywhere
2009 Archive: Adele’s Arrival
Why did she win Best New Artist? Because the world heard “Chasing Pavements” and realized we were about to spend the next 15 years crying… Read More »2009 Archive: Adele’s Arrival
2009 Archive: Best Male Pop Vocal
Why “Say” by John Mayer? Because he “says what he needs to say,” and what he needed to say was “I’d like another Grammy, please.”… Read More »2009 Archive: Best Male Pop Vocal
2009 Vintage: The Public Enemies
“I’m a bank robber!” “You’re an overdrawn customer who’s trying to avoid eye contact with the teller.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2009 “Blue People… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Public Enemies
2009 Vintage: The Julie & Julia
She’s cooking through a book. I’m the “Julie” who has to eat all the experiments. My stomach is “Julia-ed.” Part of the 63 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Julie & Julia
2009 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball… Read More »2009 Classic: The High-Top Valve Click
2009 Archive: The H1N1 Panic
A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks for a mask. The pharmacist says, “We’re out.” The guy says, “Fine, give me a Halloween pig… Read More »2009 Archive: The H1N1 Panic
2008 Archive: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys finally Friday! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2008 Heroic Edition… Read More »2008 Archive: The Gladys