2015 Classic: The Bill
“Why is there a ‘Syncing Fee’?” “Because I had to download your heartbeat from your wrist to my laptop.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2015 Classic: The Bill
2015 Archive: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior citizens occupying the back row twenty minutes before the service to rapidly trade newspaper inserts, hoarding discounts on canned vegetables.… Read More »2015 Archive: The Sunday Coupon Swap
2014 Legacy: The Psychiatrist
“Doctor, I feel like a ‘Meme’.” “Don’t worry, you’ll be forgotten in two weeks.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Psychiatrist
2013 Archive: The Google Glass “Explorer”
Why did the manager look like a cyborg? He paid $1,500 to wear a screen over his eye and walk into doors while trying to… Read More »2013 Archive: The Google Glass “Explorer”
2013 Vintage: The Bean
I’ve “been” here since the first hashtag. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Archive: The Magic Mike Fan
One, but he has to do a choreographed routine while taking off his tool belt. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012 – The… Read More »2012 Archive: The Magic Mike Fan
2012 Classic: The Lemon
I hope 2013 isn’t a “lemon.” Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Classic: The Google Glass Demo
Why did people wear them? To prove that in 2012, we were willing to look like “Star Trek” extras just to check our emails while… Read More »2012 Classic: The Google Glass Demo
2011 Vintage: The Launch of Snapchat
Why were the photos disappearing? Because some Stanford students realized that sometimes you want to send a selfie that doesn’t haunt your digital permanent record… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Launch of Snapchat
2011 Vintage: The Kyle Chandler Justice
Why did “Coach Taylor” finally win? Because Friday Night Lights ended, and the Academy realized they couldn’t live with the guilt of leaving him “clear-eyed”… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Kyle Chandler Justice