I hope 2013 isn’t a “lemon.”
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Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
First! And it’s funny!