2019 Classic: The Cloud Photo Confusion
Refusing to let a family member upload your vacation photos to the internet because you are terrified a single heavy rainstorm will wash away the… Read More »2019 Classic: The Cloud Photo Confusion
2018 Legacy: The Brave Broom
Why did the broom go to the 2018 party? To sweep the dance floor. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Puns”… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Brave Broom
2018 Archive: This Is America
Why was the music talk so “deep”? Because Childish Gambino’s video was a cultural reset, and the cousins spent three hours analyzing the background details… Read More »2018 Archive: This Is America
2018 Vintage: Best R&B Album
Why 24K Magic? (Bruno again. At this point, they were just handing him trophies in the hallway). Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Vintage: Best R&B Album
2018 Vintage: The Venom “Tater Tot”
A terrifying alien symbiote that just wants to eat tater tots and call Tom Hardy “pussy.” 2018 was a weird year for anti-heroes. Part of… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Venom “Tater Tot”
2018 Vintage: The “Gotti” Makeup
Why was it a joke? For making John Travolta look less like a mob boss and more like a grandfather who’s very confused about a… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Gotti” Makeup
2017 Classic: Tom Cruise’s Mummy
Why did Tom Cruise win Worst Actor? Because The Mummy was supposed to start a cinematic universe, but Tom’s performance was so loud and breathless it ended… Read More »2017 Classic: Tom Cruise’s Mummy
2016 Vintage: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
Maintaining a precise stack of twenty-year-old miniature condensed digests, organized strictly by the faded color of the cardboard spines. Part of the 35 Senior &… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Bathroom Magazine Archive
2016 Legacy: The Sia “This Is Acting”
Why the “Cheap Thrills”? For the woman who wrote hits for everyone else and then decided to keep the biggest one for herself. Part of… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Sia “This Is Acting”
2016 Vintage: Bruno Mars (24K Magic)
Why was he wearing so much silk? Because in 2016, he arrived to remind us that “Uptown Funk” wasn’t a one-time thing and that pinky… Read More »2016 Vintage: Bruno Mars (24K Magic)