Why did Tom Cruise win Worst Actor? Because The Mummy was supposed to start a cinematic universe, but Tom’s performance was so loud and breathless it ended up burying the entire franchise in a shallow grave.
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🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The 2024 Final Razzie Vibe
Why was it a landmark? Because it was the year of the "Prestigio...read more »
2025 Archive: The Lilo & Stitch Logic
Why was the live-action Stitch a target? Because the "cute and f...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition
In 2025, the 46th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where "live-act...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
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2025 Vintage: The "Superman" Pressure
Why was James Gunn a target? Not for the movie being bad, but fo...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
In 1999, the 20th Razzie Awards celebrated the end of the millenn...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition
In 2024, the 45th Razzie Awards feasted on a catastrophic year fo...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Indiana Jones" Subtitle
Why was it called The Dial of... Still Beating a Dead Horse? Bec...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Jon Voight? For a career year where he apparently decided th...read more »
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2025 Archive: The "F1" Budget
Why Brad Pitt? For a movie so expensive that the Razzies decided...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
Why Gal Gadot? For playing the Evil Queen with the same level of...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
2024 Archive: The Argylle Cat
Why was it a target? For a CGI feline that was almost as unconvi...read more »
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