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2017 Classic: Tom Cruise’s Mummy

 Why did Tom Cruise win Worst Actor? Because The Mummy was supposed to start a cinematic universe, but Tom’s performance was so loud and breathless it ended up burying the entire franchise in a shallow grave.

Part of the 33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The 2024 Final Razzie Vibe
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2025 Archive: The Lilo & Stitch Logic
 Why was the live-action Stitch a target? Because the "cute and f...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition
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34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1999 “Jar Jar, Spiders & Big Daddy” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
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35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition
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2023 Vintage: The "Indiana Jones" Subtitle
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2024 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
 Why Jon Voight? For a career year where he apparently decided th...read more »

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2025 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
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2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Android_Bot_9909/19/2008 19:25Beep boop. Humor recognized.
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