2024 Archive: The Saquon Barkley Revenge
Why were Giants fans burning jerseys? Because he went to the Eagles and proved in week one that running behind a better offensive line is… Read More »2024 Archive: The Saquon Barkley Revenge
2023 Classic: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent-green copy paper so that no family can claim the serious budget warning got lost among regular… Read More »2023 Classic: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
2022 Legacy: Doja Cat’s Bathroom Break
Why did she almost miss her speech? Because she was “taking a quick p***” when they announced her win, proving that even a Grammy winner… Read More »2022 Legacy: Doja Cat’s Bathroom Break
2022 Vintage: The Beast
I told her I’m fighting a lion. She said, “You’re fighting a losing battle with that IKEA shelf. Give up.” Part of the 62 Marriage… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Beast
2021 Legacy: The Home
I’m “pressing” the button to go back to my island. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive.… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Home
2021 Legacy: The “Good 4 U” Punk-Pop
2021 is the year the early 2000s came back, and I’m 100% ready to wear a tie over a t-shirt again. Part of the 63… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Good 4 U” Punk-Pop
2020 Classic: The Drone
Why did the blonde throw her phone in the air? She heard about “drone photography” and wanted to try it out. Part of the 62… Read More »2020 Classic: The Drone
2020 Classic: The Diet 2
“I’m eating ‘Stress-Free’.” “So… just a loaf of bread every hour?” “Exactly.” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom Fatigue”… Read More »2020 Classic: The Diet 2
2020 Classic: The Plum
I’ve got a “juicy” gossip from the private chat. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Archive: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on why I haven’t cut my hair in six months. Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020)… Read More »2020 Archive: The Mirror