I’m “pressing” the button to go back to my island.
Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
The spinning envelope told me to come here.
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
I see what you did there. Clever!
First! And it’s funny!