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2006 Legacy: Snakes on a Plane

 Why was the flight to Florida so tense? Because Samuel L. Jackson made us all suspicious that the overhead compartment was hiding more than just a carry-on bag.

Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2006 “Wii-motes & High School Musical” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Ghost01/20/2010 14:07Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
@Zip_Drive_Owner10/01/2004 13:23Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Korben_Dallas_Tax09/22/2007 08:31I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Leeroy_Jenkins09/22/2001 05:53At least I have chicken... and this joke!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair12/30/2012 08:24I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
@Mind_Blown_Gif03/09/1998 16:10*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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