Why did they win 11? Because in 2003, the Academy realized that if they didn’t give Peter Jackson everything, he might send an army of Uruk-hai to the ceremony.
Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
I see you... laughing!
Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!