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2023 Classic: The Neon Paper Financial Summary

Printing the annual parish deficit summary on bright, fluorescent-green copy paper so that no family can claim the serious budget warning got lost among regular store flyers and coupons.

Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 2023 “AI Sermon Drafts, QR Code Hymnals & Smart Pew Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2024 Legacy: The Matching Shirt Directory
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2025 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
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2024 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

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@Legally_Blonde_Elle02/24/2001 16:36What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@DVD_Collector07/03/2006 23:42Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
@Binary_Boy12/10/2001 14:2801001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Donny_V_ShutUp01/08/2009 04:58Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@Ghostbusters_V07/02/2007 09:49Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@E_T_Phone_Home11/03/2015 05:48E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Champ_Kind_Wham02/20/2009 12:21WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Annoying_Orange07/08/2009 13:56Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

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