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2007 Legacy: The Bluetooth Ringtone Scandal

A quiet, deeply solemn moment during the silent prayer being shattered by a teenager’s phone loudly blasting a highly compressed, crackling 30-second snippet of a top-40 radio hit that he received via Bluetooth.

Part of the 41 Religious Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch, Facebook Invasions & Halo 3 Lock-Ins” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Neighbor11/11/2009 19:02Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Macarena_Dancer12/14/1995 18:53Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Salt_Bae_Original11/15/2005 18:35Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@WordPress_Fan_0312/31/2009 13:06The best thing since version 1.0!
@Stick_Death_Fan12/24/2014 20:37Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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