Why was the Argentina bench a circus? Because Maradona was the coach, and he spent more time looking at the cameras than the tactics, leading to a 4-0 exit against Germany.
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
Bloody brilliant, mate!
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We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!